Who needs lip injections when you live with a rambunctious deerhound?
Much as I love Katherine [Marg Helgenberger] of CSI fame, her lips just look funny these days. I had assumed she was 'plumping up' with some sort of injection. But who knows, maybe she got a deerhound!
Luther gave me a similar look this morning.
Here's the formula: one ball, one rambunctious deerhound, and one owner reaching down for the ball at the same time rambunctious deerhound is delivering the coup de grâce to said ball. [The coup de grâce, by the way, consists of rearing up and then landing - stiff-legged - on the object in question].
Position human and hound head in close proximity just before the rear-up, and - voilà! - fat lips.
It was easily and neatly done, at no expense. No muss; no fuss; no needles. Argal*, Marg must have a rambunctious deerhound in her life. You see, this is a whole lot easier than plastic surgery, not to mention less embarrassing to explain.
It hurts, though.
What's that quote about pain and beauty?
"The pain passes, the beauty remains."
[attributed to Pierre Auguste Renoir]
Here's hoping those lips don't remain. . . .
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*the new word, of course.
Monday, November 24, 2008
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Labradors can perform the same service as well. I know from where I speak...
Ah! and I see you have TWO of them!? eeeek. . . .
Welcome to the Greenwood, Jennifer.
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